If you want to join the party?
Read This Before You Waste Our Time
We’re Gen X. and we’re aware that our generation is built different.
We understand the concept of "A Man Has to Eat," but if you’re a selfish bastard, you’re in the wrong place.
We have a zero-tolerance policy for any behavior that starts with the word "Self." If you’re the type of person who thinks your ego outweighs common respect, move along. We don't hide behind "corporate HR" or "terms of service."
Engagement with "Self" behaviors will result in immediate, permanent dismissal. We don't argue, we don't "talk it out," and we don't give second chances. If you waste our time with fake, performative bullshit, you will be met with the cold reality of our absolute displeasure and then—silence.
Don't bring that "Self" bullshit here. Contact us only if you have the spine to be decent. Otherwise, keep walking.
Social Media: NO
We don't participate in the performative mental illness of social media. We have zero interest in "likes," filtered lives, or the fake masks people wear to hide their true selves. If you're looking for a "follower" or a curated image, you're in the wrong place. We live in the real world. If you want to talk, use the form. If you want to pretend, then move along!!