Alternatives to the Standard Model: Correcting the Mathematical Inconsistencies of the Scalar Snapshot
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Troll Chaos is the vital friction that keeps the world from becoming a giant, boring paperweight. While the "adults in charge" try to polish the universe into a silent, beige waiting room, Trolls are the mandatory glitch keeping the simulation from crashing into total stagnation. Without our nonsense, the whole system is just a frozen snapshot of a party where nobody is allowed to dance.